December 2008
30 posts
jokes that you wouldnt get.
Me: so wanna hear a joke ?
Karen: NO God !!
Me: ok ...if you were any kind of fruit you know what fruit you would be ?
Karen: umm..idk ?...oh i know !!!
Me: what?
Karen: angel fruit........CAKE.
Me: wtf
and then I have been making fun of her ever since
~ THE END ~
Let me ride.
so today I am no longer my gf model it sucks yes I know oh well what can you do right ? i think i am going to do coke now !!! ………….YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Don’t love something that you don’t care about.”
– wise words from my daddy
If you love me wont you let me know.
so this christmas was something that was not as i remember it as a child ,for one thing my mom got pissed drunk started to cry and told me that I would not get what i wanted for christmas,=[ haha but this was just the 24th so you know that the 25th was going to get better right?!?!?! RIGHT?!?!?!NO!!!!!!! today I cried it was werid cause its like one of those cries where you just have to like I was...
its in the blood !!!
so now that everything from tonight got settled things are what i hope to be back to normal but you never know anything that might happen am i right ladies ?? haha well whatever its a crazy life you know and things are only going to getting stranger
blood in. blood out
God I hate being sick and most of all I hate being inside the house. like you know when there is a big party and all your friends are going to be there but you cant go ,IT SUCKS!!! and what is worst of all is when people rub it in your face about it ,lol i was just thinking about you this is such a great party you know!!! lolz yes and I am the jerk right? whatever all i want to do know is just...
I WAS A GUINEA PIG TODAY !!
ok so like bare with me here i went to a show today as a studio audience and saw the one and only bob saget, also i told the aristocrats joke which was bomb and then i took care of this girl that is from chile and acted as the most disturbing guinea pig that you will ever see and also bob saget was going to say the aristocrats joke on the show but didnt but the cool thing was that he told me to...
“Booka!! booka!! booka !!”
– from a black guy that was in the studio on the show “survivng suburbia”
it was awesome !!!
“Don’t trip chocolate chip”
– does it really even matter where I got this ?
“love is a cruel joke with no punch line”
– the oblongs
“hey you have a vain thats popping out, i notice this when right after you came...”
– from a gal in arizona
“what ever you do ,do not cheat on your boyfriend he has a gun.”
– from this one chick that i met at a bar once …in the uk
is sex not enough ??
well do i got the answer for you !! its called suicide . now how do you use suicide well billy the first thing you have to do is become a christan you dont wanna die and go to hell now do you ?? DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? next get some jumping rope , when you have obtained the rope do some exercise because no one likes a fatty . then finaly wait 40 years by that time you will be long...
“songs are like peanuts they are salty and make you feel fat afterwards”
